Come on Josh, ask me out already!

Remember how I said I wanted to be less aggressive in my dating pursuits?  Since I was the one to ask Josh out for the first coffee date, and the one to suggest the second date at the cafe, I would really like it if he asked me out for the third date.  I'm afraid that if it doesn't happen soon we'll have lost all momentum.

Even though I was out of town for the holidays, we did exchange a few texts.  I took this as a good sign.  And yesterday he texted just to say hello, which I also take as a good sign.  Surely if he wasn't interested, he wouldn't bother asking me how I felt being back at work.  (The answer to that is, of course, zzzzzzz.... I need a nap.)

My instincts (which are lousy) are telling me to ask him out but all the stupid dating research is telling me to wait until he asks me.  I'm getting antsy and impatient.

"Hiya!... When do you think we can get this show on the road?"

In other news, remember Sam the criminal lawyer and super-direct texter?  He texted me the morning of January 1st just to say (and I quote)  "morning."  What the f*ck am I supposed to do with that?  I haven't heard from him since our bizarre 5 minute-long car date.  That guy is such a mystery.

Sometimes I think boy drama gives me acid reflux.