50 more shades of... this guy

He's back!  This guy just keeps writing -- completely unsolicited.  Prepare to be grossed out and uncomfortable.

How many more volumes do you think this guy will write??

I feel dirty...

Sometimes you get an email that leaves you speechless -- and not in a good way.  You're going to need a shower after this one...

Happy Wednesday readers!  (Please pass the hand sanitizer.)

Cyberbullying

This story starts in July.  When I was on vacation in Florida, I chatted a bit with a guy named John who seemed like any other guy.  He was your typical accountant-type, with slightly above average looks and a decent taste in movies.  Nothing was really alarming about him, until after a while he started trying to turn the conversation to my sexual history.  He wanted to know all about when and how and would persist even though I'd dodge his attempts at answering.  Eventually I just had to tell him that it's none of his business, and I'm not comfortable discussing it.

Then something in him became completely unhinged, because the response I got was an all-caps rant about how I was a f*ing c*nt and a tease and on and on and on for a page and a half.  I was in such shock I didn't know how what to do.  I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of knowing he'd shocked or upset me, so I wrote back, "You sound lovely.  Coffee next week?"  I guess he didn't like my sarcasm, because then he blocked me.  I thought that was the end of him.