Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Creepiest profile ever?

Dear readers, sometimes I come across a profile that leaves me speechless.  This one gives me the absolute creeps.  I mean... ACK!  He even uses a grainy '70s picture of Richard Gere instead of using his own.  Take a lesson people -- if you come across this guy, do NOT message him.


(I'm 97% certain that Richard Gere is not using POF.  I've searched.) 

Username:  HandsomeButKinky

About me: 

The woman that is for me, is a woman I desire to be highly committed to. As such, I will have what I consider to be, reasonable expectations of her. As I will consider her to be very important and highly special to me, I will desire to please her with respect to her interests, desires and fantasies, to the extent I am able; I will expect of her that she reciprocate this high level of commitment. She and I shall be, on very close, highly personal speaking terms, where we may express to each other any interest we might have without hesitation or fear our expression will not be respected: A level of certainty and trust will exist between us, that we both shall be aware, such a possibility need not be of concern, for we shall be, highly committed to each other.

Do you think this guy realizes he's coming across like a serial killer?  Discuss.
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous18 January 2012 at 16:28

    Sounds like cult speech.

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  2. Anonymous18 January 2012 at 21:44

    Sounds like it was written by someone who doesn't have a great grasp of English, and used Google Translate or something similar.

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  3. Jordan24 February 2012 at 13:57

    misuse of large words definitely points to a non-native English speaker..

    can we talk for a minute about his desire to be on speaking terms with his theoretical girlfriend? what a romantic.

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