Apparently some people don't know about shirtless bathroom photos -- clearly people who have never been on a dating site. The shirtless bathroom photo is usually obvious because you can see either a shower curtain, toilet, or towel bar in the background. This genre of photo is found on all sites, but especially on Plenty of Fish.
I've scoured the site this week to bring you these 5
douchebags winners. I felt like a total creep but it was in the name of research. (You're welcome.) I've cropped the heads out to protect their identities, but I get the feeling they wouldn't care even if they read this.
I've made a game! Match the pic with the info from the guy's profile, and you win a prize. (Or bragging rights. Whatever.) Let's get started...
1. Who's the Jane Austen fan?
2. Whose tagline reads "Get captured..."?
3. Which one likes to "conversate on intelectual topiks"?
4. Who used to be a chef?
5. Which one is looking for "a woman who
isn't down to earth"?
a.
b.
c.
d.
e.
Make your guesses in the comments! I'll post the answers on Monday. Happy Friday!
I was considering trying online dating again in the new year but these photos remind me why I hated it.
ReplyDeleteMajor flaw that 99% of guys have: they think that women think like guys. Guys would LOVE to see a topless photo of a woman on a dating site. If you look at personal sites geared towards gay men, these kinds of photos are practically ubiquitous. My question is: what do you women WANT to see instead? What's sexier than a ripped, bare torso?
ReplyDelete(Side note: I'm constantly amazed at the number of guys who take mirror photos without cleaning the mirror first. Can they not see the drips and spatters? It's disgusting.)
1. Who's the Jane Austen fan?
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2. Whose tagline reads "Get captured..."?
a
3. Which one likes to "conversate on intelectual topiks"?
b
4. Who used to be a chef?
d
5. Which one is looking for "a woman who isn't down to earth"? e
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